SINGLES WANT TO MEET

                                SINGLES  WANT  TO  MEET  

And here are some announcement about dating that  make to smile.
They are not casual, very straight away, and just funny. 
And they attract the attention, so might be helpful to get acquainted. Enjoy you, too!

… I am looking for a man of cowboy type. It's possible without a hat and a horse!

… I’m looking for an affordable woman, without all these fatigue and headaches! Because  the  one  like  this  I  have  already  at  home.

… I encode from onanism for one day.Expensive. 

… I am looking for a beautiful girl to create a strong family for one night.

… I am cute, without bad habits, I do not smoke, I do not betray, and do not work.

… I am looking for a girl / woman who  at her  home will have hot water since May 17th ...

… Interesting in communication, beautiful, kind and faithful. I would like  to meet a normal man 25-33 years old, who does not have wives, children and other problems. We  still will have everything ahead.

… The Only One! After four meetings with me, the fifth you get for free!

… I’m looking for a regular girl for  the irregular meetings.

… A young man with no bad habits will get acquainted with a girl who will train him with these habits.

… The prince on white "Audi" is looking for a princess with a garage.

… I am looking for a woman 30-40 years old for serious intercourse.

… I want to get acquainted with a beautiful young girl who knows how to drive a car. Photo of the car is obligatory!

… I want to meet my happiness. There is a place for meetings. With a  great pleasure  I will break into a sex bomb, who wants to share with me the end ...

… I’m good, but ... homeless !!! Looking for a wife  up  to  30  years  old with an apartment!

… With great pleasure, I will meet with a cute young man not older than 32 years old, only for friendship ...

…Girl, let's bet for $ 100 that I'll offer you sex and you will refuse?

… SPERMODONOR  - 38 \ 190 \ 95, charming, sporty, hair and eyes are brownish, correct European features of the face, higher education, married, healthy, fully examined, suggests himself for the conception of a child through insemination with fresh semen (which increases chances) into a convenient time for you, free of charge. Ready to cooperate to a positive result. 

… When I was seven years old, I dreamed that communism would have defeated all over the world. At seventeen, I dreamed about  a  great love and a beautiful prince on a white horse. Now I'm 35, and I want just money!

… About  myself : God has awarded me with beauty, but my parents have apparently tried,  too. Without bad habits and children. The marriage is excluded, but still it is possible ...

... Yes, I'm not a virgin. But nowadays you will find the virgin only in 12 years old. There are, of course, and at the  age of 20 years old. But in 20 years old we are still such fools! ...

... If you send  back the photo that you asked  me  to send  to  you, then I will stop to believe in miracles and wait for the prince ...

... My legs are not  very  long, but the soul is gentle and kind ...

... I am writing to you not because you are from America, but because I am satisfied with your age and height ...

... My son is 10 years old. I  am thin. But at this time, there  are small changes in my appearance. I am pregnant for 4.5 months. Are you shocked? But nobody makes you choose me ...

... I do not know, if it will be decent to ask 4000-5000 dollars in the first letter…

…John, 23 years old, 230 dollars, 23 centimetres...”

... I'm 44 years old, a weight of 160 kg, but it's fixable. If  you do not feed me, I will lose weight…

... I would be happy to learn English. Of course, if there is mutual sympathy…

... Even if you do not answer me, let  you know that I will never forget you, and you will remember me all my life.

…To marry is the dream of my childhood!  To marry with a foreigner is a huge dream of  my  childhood.

…Today is the  8^th of March. She broke with a thought: "I want a baby!” Well, and, with  the  wish  of  getting married, of course, too. Strange, it did not happen to me like this before. And do  you want to  marry me and  have  a baby?

... Hello! My name is Raisa. I'm 21 years old. If I tweak you, write. Goodbye.

... I'm not tall, not thin, not big. I do not live with parents ...

... I leave my appearance in a secret, since your appearance is unknown to me,  too ...

... Let me to  know your phone, your address and all the coordinates. I also will send you an address of my mother. Yes, and write your weight,  please ...

... My mother is Russian, my father is a Jew. So, in my character and appearance there are many interesting things ...

... All my photos are expensive, so I do not send anything to you ...

... I'm Margarita. This is one of my 99 names, not counting the secret ones. 

... Sorry, my  profile picture is terrible. For some reason the photographer wanted the  head parallel to the shoulder. Probably loves the song "Moscow Evening" ..

... About  me: I can shoot ...

… I am looking for a girl/woman who at  home will have hot water from May 17 to June 5. Further relations are possible (for the next year).

…. About  me: In  your  house I will make  a path from the sofa to the refrigerator.

… I wish to get acquainted with the girl, the floor does not matter.

…I want to get acquainted with a woman. I can not say anything more about myself.

… A young man is looking for a woman, friend, interlocutor and mistress in one person.. If all four come, I will only be glad.

… A young, cute student is looking for a life company with elder and wealthy businesswoman.

… A lonely man will meet a lonely woman to create a lonely child.

… I’ll take away a woman with an apartment.

… Children are flowers of life! I sell seeds!

… A young boy of 24 years old wants to get acquainted with a merry girl for a comprehensive conversation. Both front and back. Let's be friends!

… I am 14,  it seems  like ... I want to find a guy .... so that he was normal and not stupid .. write in private .... age from 14 to 16 years  old......

… I’m looking for a guy 14-15 years old. Despite up to my page it is written that I'm in the  relationship... but do not pay attention, write me. 

… I am looking for a boy of 14-15 years old who lives somewhere near the metro.

… I’m looking for a guy of age 12-15 years old, naturally pretty, cool, but only not fat! I'm cheerful and very sociable.  I am 13 years old, and capable of everything. 

… If you are a sportsman, pumped up and tanned, then write me. Accepting cheerfully mails from capital or nearby cities citizens. 

… I search for someone who is looking for me. If you are interested,  write  me in  private. 

… I am looking for a nice guy to fit my style, (glamorous).  Age: 17-19 years old. 

… I will accept an invitation for breakfast / lunch / afternoon meal / dinner  in some decent restaurant. There are many offers! Hurry up, my stomach is not enough for everyone!

… I am looking for a male for my girl-friend. Requirements: to love a weight and be a hairy monkey, to be furious in the bed, the duration of sexual intercourse should be at least 3 hours.

… My Ideal Man has to be an empathy, smart, strong, stylish, active, sporty, funny person. In general, a goat, an egoist and a bastard who does not write more than 20 girls  at the time.

….I am looking for a guy of  my age, from 11 to 13 years old, normal, without any kind of exorcisms, NOT EMO... who will understand - that will be in my "focus". 

… I am lmira, I'm 12! Guys 12-14 years old,  write ! For SERIOUS  RELATIONSHIP. 

…Cute, but naked looking for calm, but harmful.

… Anyway, I will get acquainted with somebody for something.

… A young, beautiful blonde (90-60-90) is looking for an old, fat, bald and generally despicable man. For contrasts. 

…I am looking for a young, beautiful, high, full, sporty, healthy, rich, successful, affectionate, tender, cool in sex, without bad habits, without ex-wives, without ex-mistresses, without children, without parents… I WANT TO WATCH!!!

“MY LAST BREATH OF FREEDOM” : SPONTANEOUS SEX

“MY  LAST  BREATH  OF FREEDOM”

If not  to  talk  about  your  personality  clear at  once,  it  can  be  a  big  surprise for  someone  later. My  be  even that big  surprise that can  make to  get disappointed. 

The  guy met a girl on SMS dating. It also was a very interesting alive talking acquaintance. So,  they  have met. 

In general, the guy was not hooked.  But, it was something in  that  girl  that made  him to feel  like  to leave right away.  And after a little talk together, he still left  away. The  girl was not understanding his hints that the reciprocity would not work and that he did not like her. Then he told her this already straightforward. Still the  girl asked him to accompany her home. 

When  they  were walking along the canal,  the  girl suddenly jump onto the  guy and started to kiss and  touch very hard. And  it  was  something  wild  in  the  way  how  she  was doing  it. 

In  a moment the girl  said that she was going to marry tomorrow. And  that  the  guy is  her last breath of freedom. She asked  to  make  sex  with  her right away in the gateway.  The  girl  said  that  she always wanted it. And asked, maybe he also had a friend to  do  it  in  three. 

The guy  came  to  the  meeting with  the intend to  find a normal  long  term relationship. And  this  occasion as minimum  made  him to feel shocked.  He  politely  answered  that no way to  make  her  happy in  the  way she  wanted.  And  just  asked her who will  get such  the treasure like  she. Funny that  she  called  the  name  of  her  groom.  But the  guy  did  not have  heard it  properly, as  he  was going already  home. And  the  girl  was  calling  him  and getting  offended that  he has not  even told her  bye.

Comment  of psychologist:

A funny  case where  all  is  the  opposite:  the  man wants  serious  relationship,  and  the  lady wants  sex  without  obligations. And the opposite  style  of  behaviour:  man  is skipping  such a random sex,  and  the  girl  is  insisting. 

A  man  could  want  really  a  serious  relationship. But,  not  often  the  man  will  regret a  random sex,  if  he  is  single. This is the  male nature. Normally, they  can  say  "I do  not  want  a  random  sex",  if  they  are  not attracted with  the female,  her outlook  or behave.

Why  the girl  was  so  insisting? May  be,  she  did  not  have  enough  sexual rapport in  her  life  in  general. Or, may be,  the fact  of getting  married, the girl takes like the life  event  that  limits her freedom of actions. Why  is  it like  this? The reasons  can  be  different. May be,  the young woman is  not  a  very  open-minded,  hide  something  from  her  partner, plays  a  kind  of  game, pretending somehow with  him. And,  this  way,  she  does  not  feel very  free. When  you  are  just  dating,  or  still  not married,  it  feels  one  way. And,  when  you  understand that  with the official wedding things  might  change, you  can  feel some  pressure up,  the  limitation  of  freedom. In  deed, it  is  not  like  this,  it  is  just  like some  person  is  taking something..

FREE TRAIL : FIRST SEX, LATER DECIDE IF MARRY

FREE TRAIL 

Funny,  but it is possible  to  find  the  demo  version  not  only  about  some  web programmes,  but  about  the  relationship, too. The  next story proved that. 

At  this  period  of  the  life  the guy  did  not  want  to have  any  serious  relationship. He  preferred  just to meet “for  one  night”.

Once  he  met  a  wonderful  girl: blonde, mega sexy dress. On the first date she was speaking about herself, her family, how much she wanted a serious relationship. And then she began to caress the cock across the table. That  style of action looked  strange,  as  she  looked  like  a  strict  moral girl. 

After the cafe they went to the cinema. There she did the  guy a blowjob. And  after the dating,  when  the  young  man came home,  he read in the  message: "Now you see which wife I can be, and with me you will not need a mistress. And until the wedding there will be nothing and I  do not  want  to  hear about  sex even”.  

The  guy  told  the  girl the  truth  that  he  was  not  in a getting married  mood  for  then. But  still he was  curious  why  she has  done the  blowjob at  the  meeting. 

And  received the answer "I know how to do it, but you wanted to”.  And  after that she added him to the ban.

Comment  of psychologist:

Sure,  very  seldom  the young man will  regret a  sexual  act,  or  other  kind  of  sexual  activity. And,  if the lady wanted it,  so  why  not? He,  just  did  not  stop  her,  and  did  not tell  her  on  time that the goal of  his meeting is  not a  serious  relationship and, as  a final,  married. 

And the action of  the  girl  was a  bit unusual. Reminds a  kind  of  advertising  of herself. From one side,  for  guys a sexual  life  in  the  relationship  is  the  most important thing. They  have  to think  how  to  attract girl,  how  to  behave with  her, so  that the  girl  to  choose them, and what  to  do  so the  girl to  let  them  to  have  sexual rapport finally with  them. And, if  the 'desert' is given  like  the  first  dish, what  can  the guy dream more there? Sometimes,  it  happens  that  the  relationship  does  not  work,  because  each  other,  or  one  of them,  does  not like the  sex  with  the  partner. All was  ok,  the  meetings  were  sweet,  and  when  that  moment  of  intimacy arrives,  and  no  satisfaction there,  later  they  split  off. 

So,  from  one  hand,  the  girl decided  probably  to  force  the events,  and  to safe time on such  called "flowers-sweets"  period. She just  chose  the  wrong  auditory that,  not  counting  that, even if  they  guy  still  came  to  meeting,  it  does  not  mean he  gonna  marry her,  even  after  the  blow job that  he  used  to like there.

CAREFUL SISTER : FIND A PARTNER FOR THE BROTHER

CAREFUL  SISTER

It  happens that close people  can help  to  look  for girlfriends  or  boyfriends for their  friends  or  relatives. This  girl  tried  her  best to help his brother,  but the problem  was…his sexual orientation. 

According  to  the  dating  profile,  the  girl looked  like  to be the queen of the party, liked rock, was beautiful, sexy,  with bright  photos. The  guy did  not  have  much  believe that they can  be  together,  but he still  decide to continue  communication.  He wrote to her, and  still received an answer. The correspondence began. The girl turned out to be interesting and far from stupid. Not in bad way was guided in literature and art. He was very surprised and fascinated. 

They quickly agreed to a date. While he was walking, he  got  the  idea  that something was clearly not right. Still, the girl that was sitting in the cafe, was just like in the photo. In  a cute way  they became acquainted. Here he felt her intellect was clearly not the one that was in the correspondence. And very soon she said: "Forgive me - you are a good boy. But I already have a young man”.

The guy was surprised. He asked for  what  she  came  to the  meeting  then. And then the  girl added: “In deed,  you liked my brother, and he talked with you. He asked me to meet with you, so I prepared you for the topic .. Well, gays are  also normal people, lovers and you will be fine together. And he will now come up”. 

The  guy  was  not  the  one  who  can  be  scared  that  easily. But  such  the turn  out he  did  not  expect. He  said  just  sorry,  it  was  not  his case, and  left the cafe immediately. 

Comment  of psychologist:

The girl  always  can  find  the  way to talk  easier way, then  guys  can. More  over,  that  the  situation  is  delicate. The  gay guy had  the  conversation  with  the  normal  orientated guy on the casual orientated site. So,  the  gay man did not  know what  will be  the  reaction  there of  normal  orientated guy. Probably, the gay man liked  exactly  that  guy,  and it  was his  goal  to get  acquainted  just  with  him:  nothing  there  to  do  with  the  sympathy. The normal  way  orientated guy, sure, was not  expecting  another  male  on  that  end,  but  the  girl. And, who  knows,  if  that  person is not  bi-sexual,  or  even feels ugly  about  that, what  to  expect  then? And with the sister,  who  is  female, the  situation  would  be  any ways,  easier. 

The guy,  whom  chose  to gay man  to  get  to  know closer, was, as  we  see, a wrong  choice. He  was  not  the  one  who wanted  to  do  the  experiments,  or  try  something new. He  wished  to  have  straight orientated  relationship. So, not to  loose the  time  any  more,  just  went  away  politely. Better still, in  such  cases,  to  get  to  know partners,  in  specialised  sites,  not  only  not  to  get  some  punch  there,  but  also  to  have  more  chances  to obtain  a positive  result. 

A MARRIED MAN LOOKING FOR THE MEETING WITH NOT MARRIED WOMAN

A MARRIED MAN LOOKING  FOR THE  MEETING  WITH NOT  MARRIED WOMAN

If  you  are  married,  be careful  when still  looking  for  the dates.  Be  careful  also  to  talk  about  your  wife with another  girls. Otherwise, it  can  finish  sadly  in  the  hospital.  Like,  for  example, in this  dating story. 

The  guy  was  not  happy  about  the  sexual  life  with  his  wife. All  the  time  she  complained  about headaches or  red days. When  he  did  not have  a  sexual  rapport with  the beloved for more  then  a  month,  he  tried  to  find  someone  else  for  fun. 

The  man  registered  on  some  dating  site. The town was  small  indeed,  but  he still  found lots of ladies who wanted to get acquainted. He began to choose. “Damn, this is too old, this too stupid”... Still found three interesting. One  did  not  respond. The second one did not like to  meet. And the third one, very much pretty on the  photo, that  even remind  him some actress,  was  open  to  dating immediately.  

They  did not  call  each  other.  Just in  the  chat agreed about  the  place  of  meeting : in a cafe that would be far away from friends. The  man  arrived as agreed, sat down at a distant table, so that he and  the  girl could not be seen well,  and was  waiting  for  the future  lover. 

He  was  waiting  there, but  nobody  appeared. Then  he  started  to  look  round the  cafe. At one table far away there  was  a  woman. He  could  see  her  just  from  behind. But something in  her  outlook made him to  feel worried. The  more he  was  looking  at  her, the  more  he  was  getting  the  thought that  he  knew  that  woman. 

He slowly approached the  woman from behind and and  called  the  name of…  the  wife. The  lady responded with lust YES and slowly turned around ...

The  fatal  meeting  finished in the way  that the guy  got  into the surgery department  of  the  hospital. One calmed him down: his faithful was in the department of traumatology of  the  same  hospital...  

Comment  of psychologist:

Classical  situation: the  man is  looking  for another  one, a kind  of  fun  aside. The  most  wild-spread  thing  when guy,  finding the  excuse he is  not  happy  in  his  private  live, and satisfacts his sexual  desire with  others. It does not mean that  the  married is doomed to fall apart,  if a man  is  betraying. As,  there are guys  who  meet  many  girls,  but  at the  same  time,  they  are  good  in  the  family,  like  husbands,  fathers,  partners. But,  depends  how the  person  is  going  this, and  which wife he  has, which  personality  she has. 

In  this  case,  the  woman probably watching  the  problems they  have  in  the  family,  started  to  spy  him. She  registered up to the  site  not  for  fun,  but  to  get  to  know  what  indeed  was  going  on. Probably,  she  had  some  suspicions  and  she  was  right  about her  feeling of  betraying. And she  was the  woman  with  exploding  character,  what  was  not  very  good  for  the  guy. As her  reaction for  such  the thing  there  was  that  he  got  into  the  hospital. The guy  seems  like was  the  same  exploding  mood,  as  she  gave  the  punch  back. Just why? First  of  all,  he  was  not  right  to  betray. Better  it  is  to  divorce,  if situation is bad  there. He  just  chose  a  comfortable  for  him way. And,  second  one, it  is  not  a  true  man's  behaviour  to beat  a woman in  any  case. 

THE QUEQUE OF FIANCEES : PRETENDING TO BE FAMOUS

THE  QUEQUE OF  FIANCEES 

It  was a period when the young  woman just broke up with her man.  She decided somehow to  get  distracted. And registered a  profile on a  web-site to get acquainted with somebody. 

One guy left her the phone number. He basically was aware that the  woman just had finished a relationship. One day he called, when the  woman was at work place. He invited her  to come to have the tea in the office, as he had  some free time. It turned out that he was working in a nearby office building. The woman  had her  own  business, and  as she  had  no urgent  things  to  do,  she agreed. Anyways,  if  she  does  not  like  the person,  she  always  can say  the urgent things have appeared. 

A man, that  the  woman  saw when arrived, looked  like absolutely sick and an rhinitis. He could not make any impression. Externally - not a very good one. In  spite  of  that, she  liked  the  appearance: the face and the body  shape were good. 

The  guy offered the tea. But the  lady already did not want anything. So, they talked about business, touched the personal things. He said that he was an egoist. That so  many girls offered him to marry him,  and  all girls with apartments…In general, these  talks looked like the strange ones. The office was small, the  room was  not very neat, and he himself was somehow sloppy. 

The  woman  did  not  get  any  desire to  get  married him...

The lady was helped by a phone call. So,  she was able to leave in half an hour. Later  he was calling, was offering her a lift after work,  but  the  meeting  did not  happen  any  more. The  business woman made  a  joke that she did  not want  to take away  the  time of  such  a  busy  person like  he was,  as a  queue of  fiancees was waiting  for  him there. 

Comment  of psychologist:

A  famous  game into  being great  businessman,  famous among females,  being  important. Again depends  how  the  person plays. To  be  a  good-looking  person is  already  a  good  start. But,  they  say,  the speed  of  the  light  is  faster,  then  the  speed of  the sound:  that's  why  many  people  look  for us bright  till  the  time  they do  not  start  to  talk. Important  still also  to  be  able  to  catch  the  woman with  something,  to  make  her  to  be  interested  in  your  personality in  real  way,  not  just  to  listen  to  a  kind  of  advertising  about you. This is  what  many  man do  not  understand. The  woman has  a  brain,  and  can  use  it  to  make  conclusions about  you,  knowing  the  man closer. And  all  that  looks  like  just  a  kind  of  advertising,  has  normally  the  opposite  effect  to  what  guys  expect  there. And,  even  in  some  cases,  if  woman  has  got  attracted,  very  soon  she  might  changer  her  mind,  and  to  be  lost  for  that guy.