SINGLES WANT TO MEET
And here are some announcement about dating that make to smile. They are not casual, very straight away, and just funny. And they attract the attention, so are helpful to get acquainted. Enjoy you, too!
… I am looking for a man of cowboy type. It's possible without a hat and a horse!
… I’m looking for an affordable woman, without all these fatigue and headaches! Because the one like this I have already at home.
… I encode from onanism for one day.Expensive.
… I am looking for a beautiful girl to create a strong family for one night.
… I am cute, without bad habits, I do not smoke, I do not betray, and do not work.
… I am looking for a girl / woman who at her home will have hot water since May 17th ...
… Interesting in communication, beautiful, kind and faithful. I would like to meet a normal man 25-33 years old, who does not have wives, children and other problems. We still will have everything ahead.
… The Only One! After four meetings with me, the fifth you get for free!
… I’m looking for a regular girl for the irregular meetings.
… A young man with no bad habits will get acquainted with a girl who will train him with these habits.
… The prince on white "Audi" is looking for a princess with a garage.
… I am looking for a woman 30-40 years old for serious intercourse.
… I want to get acquainted with a beautiful young girl who knows how to drive a car. Photo of the car is obligatory!
… I want to meet my happiness. There is a place for meetings. With a great pleasure I will break into a sex bomb, who wants to share with me the end ...
… I’m good, but ... homeless !!! Looking for a wife up to 30 years old with an apartment!
… With great pleasure, I will meet with a cute young man not older than 32 years old, only for friendship ...
…Girl, let's bet for $ 100 that I'll offer you sex and you will refuse?
… SPERMODONOR - 38 \ 190 \ 95, charming, sporty, hair and eyes are brownish, correct European features of the face, higher education, married, healthy, fully examined, suggests himself for the conception of a child through insemination with fresh semen (which increases chances) into a convenient time for you, free of charge. Ready to cooperate to a positive result.
… When I was seven years old, I dreamed that communism would have defeated all over the world. At seventeen, I dreamed about a great love and a beautiful prince on a white horse. Now I'm 35, and I want just money!
… About myself : God has awarded me with beauty, but my parents have apparently tried, too. Without bad habits and children. The marriage is excluded, but still it is possible ...
... Yes, I'm not a virgin. But nowadays you will find the virgin only in 12 years old. There are, of course, and at the age of 20 years old. But in 20 years old we are still such fools! ...
... If you send back the photo that you asked me to send to you, then I will stop to believe in miracles and wait for the prince ...
... My legs are not very long, but the soul is gentle and kind ...
... I am writing to you not because you are from America, but because I am satisfied with your age and height ...
... My son is 10 years old. I am thin. But at this time, there are small changes in my appearance. I am pregnant for 4.5 months. Are you shocked? But nobody makes you choose me ...
... I do not know, if it will be decent to ask 4000-5000 dollars in the first letter…
…John, 23 years old, 230 dollars, 23 centimetres...”
... I'm 44 years old, a weight of 160 kg, but it's fixable. If you do not feed me, I will lose weight…
... I would be happy to learn English. Of course, if there is mutual sympathy…
... Even if you do not answer me, let you know that I will never forget you, and you will remember me all my life.
…To marry is the dream of my childhood! To marry with a foreigner is a huge dream of my childhood.
…Today is the 8th of March. She broke with a thought: "I want a baby!” Well, and, with the wish of getting married, of course, too. Strange, it did not happen to me like this before. And do you want to marry me and have a baby?
... Hello! My name is Raisa. I'm 21 years old. If I tweak you, write. Goodbye.
... I'm not tall, not thin, not big. I do not live with parents ...
... I leave my appearance in a secret, since your appearance is unknown to me, too ...
... Let me to know your phone, your address and all the coordinates. I also will send you an address of my mother. Yes, and write your weight, please ...
... My mother is Russian, my father is a Jew. So, in my character and appearance there are many interesting things ...
... All my photos are expensive, so I do not send anything to you ...
... I'm Margarita. This is one of my 99 names, not counting the secret ones.
... Sorry, my profile picture is terrible. For some reason the photographer wanted the head parallel to the shoulder. Probably loves the song "Moscow Evening" ..
... About me: I can shoot ...
… I am looking for a girl/woman who at home will have hot water from May 17 to June 5. Further relations are possible (for the next year).
…. About me: In your house I will make a path from the sofa to the refrigerator.
… I wish to get acquainted with the girl, the floor does not matter.
…I want to get acquainted with a woman. I can not say anything more about myself.
… A young man is looking for a woman, friend, interlocutor and mistress in one person.. If all four come, I will only be glad.
… A young, cute student is looking for a life company with elder and wealthy businesswoman.
… A lonely man will meet a lonely woman to create a lonely child.
… I’ll take away a woman with an apartment.
… Children are flowers of life! I sell seeds!
… A young boy of 24 years old wants to get acquainted with a merry girl for a comprehensive conversation. Both front and back. Let's be friends!
… I am 14, it seems like ... I want to find a guy .... so that he was normal and not stupid .. write in private .... age from 14 to 16 years old......
… I’m looking for a guy 14-15 years old. Despite up to my page it is written that I'm in the relationship... but do not pay attention, write me.
… I am looking for a boy of 14-15 years old who lives somewhere near the metro.
… I’m looking for a guy of age 12-15 years old, naturally pretty, cool, but only not fat! I'm cheerful and very sociable. I am 13 years old, and capable of everything.
… If you are a sportsman, pumped up and tanned, then write me. Accepting cheerfully mails from capital or nearby cities citizens.
… I search for someone who is looking for me. If you are interested, write me in private.
… I am looking for a nice guy to fit my style, (glamorous). Age: 17-19 years old.
… I will accept an invitation for breakfast / lunch / afternoon meal / dinner in some decent restaurant. There are many offers! Hurry up, my stomach is not enough for everyone!
… I am looking for a male for my girl-friend. Requirements: to love a weight and be a hairy monkey, to be furious in the bed, the duration of sexual intercourse should be at least 3 hours.
… My Ideal Man has to be an empathy, smart, strong, stylish, active, sporty, funny person. In general, a goat, an egoist and a bastard who does not write more than 20 girls at the time.
….I am looking for a guy of my age, from 11 to 13 years old, normal, without any kind of exorcisms, NOT EMO... who will understand - that will be in my "focus".
… I am lmira, I'm 12! Guys 12-14 years old, write ! For SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP.
…Cute, but naked looking for calm, but harmful.
… Anyway, I will get acquainted with somebody for something.
… A young, beautiful blonde (90-60-90) is looking for an old, fat, bald and generally despicable man. For contrasts.
…I am looking for a young, beautiful, high, full, sporty, healthy, rich, successful, affectionate, tender, cool in sex, without bad habits, without ex-wives, without ex-mistresses, without children, without parents… I WANT TO WATCH!!!
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