FUNNY VALENTINE'S DAY
LOVE GREETINGS
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this day I wish you to become a true man. But, I anyways
love you! Happy Valentine's Day!
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Be my Valentine, or I will artichoke you till death. Happy
Valentine's day!
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Fucking you is awkward! Happy Valentine's Day, my sex monster!
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You lighted up my life like a sunshine! Thank you! Happy
Valentine's Day!
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You are my second part, and you complete me. Happy
Valentine's Day!
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I love you like cappuccino loves the milk. Happy Valentine's
day with me!
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You are the person that suck me less, then others! And you
know which complicated character I have there, my love. Thanks
for standing me. Happy Valentines Day!
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I love you from my head to my toes. And the world without you
is standing from top to toes. Happy Valentine Day, my ALL I
have and ALL I want in this life!
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You are my sweet Valentine, I love you more then the fat cat
likes the soured cream there. Happy Valentine's Day, my
temptation!
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Every day I used to fall in love with you more and more,
except on those days during which you really piss me off. But,
these days happen really seldom, and today is not that day! So,
be my Valentine!
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My love to you is the super large size! The wish to be with you
is XXXL! Be with me on Valentine's Day, and after never leave me
in the life ! Happy Valentine's Day!
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If I could, I would put my love in the box and present it
for you like a gift. But, they say they do not do gift
boxes like that. So, happy Valentine's Day to you, my dream! And
I wish you once still could feel how large are my feeling to
you.
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My love to you is in the air. Hope you are able to feel
it's smell. Do not hold your breath there, my love, as I do
not keep my feelings to you. Happy Valentine's day!
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Valentine day is a perfect day to tell you three words...Let's
get naked... Let's have the most sexy Valentine's day in the
world! The most full of love greeting to you on this day, my
love.
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Doing absolutely nothing with you, means absolutely everything
for me! You are my absolutely everything in the life! Happy
Valentine's day, my life and my love.