FUNNY SAYINGS ABOUT LOVE

FUNNY SAYINGS ABOUT LOVE

-- I wish falling in love has the traffic lights, too. So I could know, if I should go for it, slow down or just stop.

-- Do not break someones heard, as the person has only one. Break the bones, there 206 of them.

-- Being single does not mean you know nothing about love. Sometimes, being solo is wiser then being in a false relationship.

-- Indeed the boss, the head in the family is the wife.. And, if the husband thinks that he is the boss, then the wife is also a smart one!

-- This bitch went away from me!! And left me alone with the wife!..

-- He was so lazy that always did everything with someone's hands, or someone always did things for him.. And the top level of laziness there was : he did not married the girl, the girl married him .. 

-- -Probably your wife is a very lovely woman ? -And how have you got to know this? - You are bastard, but your children are really cool...

-- ..He was so lazy that even married already pregnant girl ...

-- "God, help me to become mature and strong",- once asked one guy there. And God connected him with the girl-friend from the East Europe...

-- Typical man : I will not let anybody to offend you ! I will offend you by my own.

-- The smart woman is never jealous about the man. Because she knows the smart man will not leave her, and to keep the foolish one is not worth to.

-- As the Englishmen say: 'The marriage is a long and boring lunch during which the dessert is presented like the first dish'.

-- Follow your brain. As your heard can be the idiot.

-- My partner thinks I am crazy. However, he is the one who chose me and did a baby with me.

-- Go for someone who is proud not only to have you, but will take every risk just to keep you.

-- It is quite easy to undress the body in front of someone. And to make naked your soul is different thing. In the first case you risk less, I think. So, think twice before let someone very close to you.

-- If the person is more important for you then the hobby, or another most favourite things, then it might be a true love.

-- This is my wife in Maldives. One of my 100 wives all over the world.

-- When I was 20 I though that I know men. When I got 40 I understood that I just started to get acquainted with males..

-- When you are ready to make a suicide because of love, it is not a sign of true love, it is a sign of stupidness, sorry. The object of your love will not appreciate it, or may be even worse: will laugh at you and call you a fool.

-- Because of one girl I sold out the house and bought for her a million of roses, offering her my heard and hand. And she told me that she does not need a homeless one..

FUNNY SAYINGS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP

FUNNY SAYINGS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP

-- Sometimes the worsts enemies cannot hurt you or ruin you, but the fake friends can kill you.

-- If you get close enough to me, you will know my real face. To recognise a true friendship, I have many masks there.

-- I thought I have many friends. The time passed and I got that indeed I had many people to have fun there outside and make gossip.

-- A good friend will die with you. The best friend will safe your life.

-- If you have some problem and money, you go to psychologist. If you have friends, you take a drink and go to them. Sometimes the last one are more helpful.

-- Better then a good friend can be only friend with sweetness or beer.

-- What is better to have a million dollars or million friends? Definitely, a million friends. You can ask each of them a dollar, and got that million.

-- Only people who have much in common can be friends. Others are just people whom you know.

-- If you have friends, you will never feel lonely. It is right only if the friends are real, otherwise I prefer to be lonely.

-- It is easy to find friends, it is hard to keep them with you for a life.

-- You can not be my friend, You lie.

-- Did you ever ask yourself why men offer the friendship to the girl with whom they were in relationship? This is a kind of protection the girl did not get angry, did not take some revenge, did not hurt them.

-- Some people can pretend to be your friends to obtain some information that later they can use against you.

-- Who said that between man and woman the friendship does not exit? Man can be better friends, then woman, if he is not in love with that woman.

-- If during the life you have found at least one true friend, you are lucky! Many people are not able to.

-- If you want to check a friendship, make a business together with that person and share expenses, time contribution and income.

-- These is nothing worse, then fake friends. These people necessary to omit immediately. But, the worst thing is that you might recognise that fake too late.

-- There is a test for pregnancy, for example, but why there is no test for a true friendship?

-- To have good friends is better then bad parents.

-- I am a very busy person. My friends complain there that I remind that we are friends only when I need sometimes from them.

FUNNY SAYINGS ABOUT HATE

FUNNY SAYINGS ABOUT HATE

-- From love to hate is one step.

-- I wish someone did to you what you did to me, too. You hate me?! No, it's you hate me. And I wish someone did for you what you did for me.

-- Some people hate others not because they were hurt by them, but because they can not hurt those people. And this impossibility born the hate.

-- You hate me? - No, I have other bad feeling for you, worse ones. - Which worse ones? - For me you are just died one.

-- My boyfriend told me that he hate me when I started to copy his behave. Strange, why he does not hate himself then?

-- You can kill the person, but you can not kill the feeling of hate towards the person.

-- When you stop to hate someone, you let that person to go away from your life completely.

-- Sometimes the reason we hate some people is just that they are better then us. This is the feature of very jealous people.

-- I do not hate people, I just change my attitude to them.

-- After there was the love, it can appear the hate. But, I never saw that after hate appeared love.

-- You hate me? No, I just do not want to see you ever more in my life.

-- If you do not want people start to hate you, do not notice their lies.

-- We are very similar. That's why she hates me.

-- Better to have enemies that respect you, but for some reasons fight against you, then friends that hate you silently, and pretend there to be with you.

-- Adam and Eva were lucky. They did not know about such the feeling like hate.

-- The hate, like the anger is distractive for a person. It is a kind of poison that kills the person slowly and in not visible way.

-- It is not easy to stop to kill such the feeling like hate to someone inside you, as it is necessary to fight with yourself and kill the part of yourself, a dark part of yourself where that feeling was born.

"I DO NOT WANT THAT GUY. I CANNOT KISS THESE LIPS, THEY ARE LIKE THE LIPS OF THE MONKEY".

"I DO NOT WANT THAT GUY. I CANNOT KISS THESE LIPS, THEY ARE LIKE THE LIPS OF THE MONKEY".

A funny story happened with my friend ones. Having rest outside, she got acquainted with one boy. He was a good one. But, one detail about his outlook has stopped my friend to get a relationship with him.

It was summer time and my friend was swimming in the lake. Actually, there were tries to swim, as she was not able to. She was afraid of water and was not getting into deeper, then one meter there. But, even in this condition she managed to get under the water and started to call for help. There there a few guys around. One of them was the fastest there, and he became the hero who had saved my friend then. They started to joke later, together they played some water games. And at the end of the day that 'hero' invited my friend to have a beer together.

Like this, to have a walk around the city and to have some drink or food together, my friend and I, his friend and that boy used to meet from time to time. Later, the guy used to show more and more interest towards my friend. They finally they arrived to the moment that the guy kissed her for the first time...

Late my friend was sharing with me her feelings. She said that she did not stop him. But, at the same time, this kiss was not a pleasure for her. She was single then, and actually was looking for a boy-friend. That boy seemed like to be a good boy. He was the one who prefer to stay home in quite, then to do stupid teenager's things with others outside. He used to work and had hobby there. He got acquainted her with his family, and my friend liked it. Indeed he was quite pretty looking, a tall one, but my friend did not like ...his lips!

When she told me this, I started just to laugh. But for her it was really a problem. My friend said that she was feeling there like she had been kissing the monkey then! And that kiss felt ugly for her.

Sure, she did not tell that to the boy not to get offended the nice person. And she was shy to tell him that she did not want relationship with him. He continued calling there, and she started to omit meetings. In a while, the guy probably understood by his own that the girl did not want him. And later my friend moved to another place to live, much more far away, so everything finished at that point..

SUPER JEALOUS, BUT IS MEETING A FEW GIRLS AT THE SAME TIME

SUPER JEALOUS, BUT IS MEETING A FEW GIRLS AT THE SAME TIME

Funny story has happened with me once. I got to know one guy who was showing interest there towards me and seemed like to be jealous about me. I was thinking even about making relationship this him. But, one evening changed my plans completely.

That guy and I got acquainted via the meeting site. He was older then me, and seemed like to be experienced there. We met few times in cafe. Both talked about everything a bit, and about ourselves to get to know each other better. He did not joke much, and seemed like to be a kind of a serious one..

In a while he invited me to visit his place. We used to drink the coffee together, he showed me around the house. We watched TV a bit. He did not try to have any intimacy with me then, brought me home..

The next day he called me and asked me what I was doing. I said that I was at home. He did not offer to meet, just asked how I was doing there. The same was the next day. And at the third day I said that I would like to go to the skating rink. And I asked him what he was thinking there about making me the company. He answered me that he was tired and wanted to stay home. I wished him a nice evening and went to the shopping centre alone...

... I was skating there, and while doing one of the circles, suddenly I saw the face of my guy in front of me there! What a surprise! I came up to him. Asked what had happened that he changed his mind and did not call me to inform me that he was still gonna to arrived. He answered me that he was passing through just because coming back from a meeting (he did not tell me about any meeting, too). And, that he wanted to make me a surprise. And that he was still going home. But, his face, indeed, was like he had come to spy me intentionally.

Some of the next evenings we did not meet. And during one of them I went to the same shopping centre alone. The guy was not calling me, I decided not to call him, too. I was boring and had the intend somehow to kill the time there.

...It was a late evening already, there were not many things to do at that time. But, the cinema was still open. I chose one of the most attractive movies there, and entered into the darkness. My favourite seats, soft and comfortable ones, were in the last row. It seemed like the hall was empty. But when I reached the end of it, I saw the face of ...my guy! He was sitting there with another girl. And it was the friend of my friend!

It was a bit confused situation. We finished watching movie. Later the guy brought us home. First me, later her.

As I talked to that girl later, the guy got acquainted with her approximately at the same time when with me. He used to organize meetings in the same mood like with me. Everything was very the same. We just exchanged the smiles there, and neither me, nor her wanted to continue the relationship with him later..

FAINA RANEVSKA ABOUT WOMEN, MEN AND LOVE: THE BEST AFORISMS OF THE ACTRESS

FAINA RANEVSKA ABOUT WOMEN, MEN AND LOVE: THE BEST AFORISMS OF THE ACTRESS

Faina Ranevska, a famous movie and theatre actress, did not find the husband during all her life and did not have children. But, her sayings about love, relationship, life in total made her immortal. They are sarcastic, ironic, funny and so much getting into goal! Here are some of the best:

--The women are uniquely smarter , then men. Have you ever seen the woman that lost the brain because of the man that has nice legs?

-- The God created women beautiful, so the men could love them, and stupid so we, women, could love them, too.

-- The myth that women want just money invented the men that does not have the money.

-- The life is too short to loose it for diets, greedy men, and bad mood.

-- Best of all in my life I used to love to fall in love.

-- At 20 years old I was thinking just about love. Nowadays, I love just to think.

-- Sometimes possible to meet such the love that it is better to exchange it with the dead from the gun.

-- I have not find the husband because I used to love in the men what they did not have. Well, the same they used to love in my personality.

-- I was never beautiful, but I was always charming. I remember one student wanted to make the suicide because of he was in love with me. But, luckly, he had lack of money to buy the gyn.

-- Woman, when she will get a confidence that all men are the same, will not look for another one. And the man will, like a blind one, who knows what for hoping there.

-- Start to love your enemy... Wow, may be I have to get married with my enemy, too?

-- To fall in love for the first time it is better somewhere far away from the place where you live. Because, if in 10 years you'll see your fist love, for example, bold and without teeth there, it will ruin all the wonderful memories of the teenager age...

-- Can you not understand, if you like the guy there? Then, spend with him the evening. Come home and undress. Bring your panties up to the ceiling. Are they linked up? If yes, you like that man much!

-- Or, I always have the love without response in my life. -- And who is the object of that love without response? - Money!

-- The union of stupid man and stupid woman creates mother-hero. The union of stupid woman and smart man creates single mother. The union of smart woman and stupid man creates normal family. The union of smart woman and smart man creates a light flirt.

-- Once they asked me, if I know the reason of divorce of one couple there. And I answered that they used to have different tastes: she used to love men, and he used to love women.

-- Which women are more faithful: blond or dark hair? -- Woman with grey hair.

-- What is love? I forgot...But. I remember that something very pleasure there.

-- Why all the stupid are so female?

-- One woman married the jew. And her friends asked she how was there to have sex with him for the first time? And the answer was: "Oh, I knew that jews cut the penis there, but I did not know that that short".

-- Under the wonderful tale of the fire-bird is hidden the most common chicken ass. So, less pathos, please.

-- Excuse me, but if the person is a condom there, the relationship with such the person will be stretched one, too.

-- Lesbians, gays, masochism, sadism all these are not perversion, these are sickness. There are only two perversions there: the hockey up to the grass, and the ballet dance up to the ice.

GOOGLE HELPS INVESTIGATE BETRAY

GOOGLE HELPS INVESTIGATE BETRAY

This story is interesting in the mood that one woman was looking for one thing and found completely different thing, not expected, by change, browsing there some information.

The girl was married with the guy for a few years. Everything seemed like to be good. No bad relationship, no jealousy, no any sight of the betray there.

One day the lady was looking for some directions there, browsing google maps. And, by chance she saw her husband with some girl there on the photos. She got interested who was that. At first, she thought that it might be some friend of her husband, or some relative that she did not get acquainted there with.

In fact, it appeared to be a girl with whom her husband used to betray his wife. Her husband told it her, when she had asked. It used to happen the year before when the woman used to go away about the work. She was away for a month. And her husband explained her that he was bored there. So, it used to happen.

Such the entertainment the woman did not accept. She did not expect such the behaviour of her husband and the reason of betray for her was just a ridiculous one. As she was away not for that long, too! She applied for the divorce. Lucky, they did not have children together yet.

The comment of psychologist:

The woman was away and the guy was bored. Indeed, it sounds like the excuse. Many wives or husbands used to be busy and be absent for a while. But, not all of them entertain in such the mood.

It looks more like the guy is open to betrays there, and just is a one of multi women interested. That his wife did not notice that before, it is another thing. Some people can play well. They can give enough attention to their partner and at the same time properly hide the evidence of betray. Or, the woman can be not a jealous one, and does not spy the guy, so the things could be just not visible for years there.

If it is a big offence for the woman, then better to divorce. As, if the trust in this way is ruined, it is a very great chance that their family would fall apart there, sooner or later, any ways. More over, if the guy did it once, there is also high possibility that he will do again and again. And the woman will again find out not a nice surprises there. And personally, I do not know many women who knows about the betray of their partners and close the eyes.

A STRANGE BOY-FRIEND UP TO THE BROOM

A STRANGE BOY-FRIEND UP TO THE BROOM

The woman was standing up at the buss stop. It was evening, late and nobody around. There was no a tram for a long time, and the lady used to have heavy bags..

Suddenly, the woman has seen someone jumping. In a while, in front of her has stopped a guy...up to the broom! He asked her, why she was there. The woman answered that there was no tram, but has to arrive soon.

The guy said his opinion that he was not sure, if the transport would arrive there, as it was really late. And he offered her to give the lift to her house. She, being scared and tried to skip. But, the guy was insisting there. With a light rudeness in the voice he said: "Sit up the broom quickly, otherwise the patrol will finish soon! And I will bring you home very quickly".

It was a moment for that woman that she could not say neither yes, nor disagree. She watched around and there was neither the tram, nor people. And the guy looked like to be a strong one. She was afraid that the man could hurt her in case she disagrees. So, the woman somehow took a place up to the broom with the bags, and started to jump forward with him there. At the same time the guy told the lady, from time to time, while he would be driving there, to shout : Hey, finally I found a price up to the horse!"

While driving up the broom like this and yelling there, the scare did not leave the woman. She was all the time concentrated up to the thought what would happen there when they would arrive. What else could the guy make her to do there? Or, may be, he would just kill her, as nobody knew what was in the mind of the guy.

They have passed three tram stops like this. On their way they used to meet some young couples that were making photos of them... And finally they arrived the woman's home. She got out of the broom, and, being full of scare there was waiting for the next orders of the guy. He told her to thank him for the free lift up to home. She has done it without a delay. The guy offered the woman to follow her up to the apartment, too. But, she answered that there is no need. And he just responded that as she would like, and rode with his broom away.

The woman quickly closed the door, put the bags up to the floor, dried away the sweat from the face, and weakly sit up to the floor, hardly breathing there.

Immediately arrived her child with the question, if she walked on foot. "Yea, was running there", - weakly answered she. And told her daughter all the adventure.

In the morning, when the woman was getting ready to departure to the job place, there was the doorbell call. She has watched into the door-eye, there were flowers. At the beginning the woman thought that that was some of the fans of her daughter who presented the flowers. But, when the lady opened the door, she saw...the yesterday's night adventure guy. He was in front of her with the flowers in one hand, and the broom was in another one. She wanted already to close the door there. But, he stopped her with justification for the previous night adventure. He said that he was playing cards with the friends, and lost there. And his friends invented that story with the broom, chose the time and the place. And the main condition there was the woman agreed to be brought home that way.

Later the woman was reminding that story with the smile there. And, in that way the lady found her partner. And since that time they have been living together.

"I THOUGHT YOU ARE NOT LIKE ALL OTHERS"

"I THOUGHT YOU ARE NOT LIKE ALL OTHERS"

That woman got acquainted with some guy there, and in two weeks they started already to life together. He did a bank card for her immediately. And gave it to the lady, with the comment that he did not want she to feel lack of something.

The woman did not have actually problems with income. She was working, supporting herself by her own. She never used to take money from that card also because she felt not comfortable to do that. But, she felt a pleasure of the fact that the guy offered her the one. They were together for a three months. All was wonderful in their relationship. Romantic things and all the rest.

But, one day the woman got the desire to buy some cream there. It was expensive and she did not have enough money at that time. So, she did the shopping. Sure, primary the woman asked the guy, if she could do it from that bank card that he had gone for her once. And he agreed.

But, after the shopping the same day the guy split of with his partner. He commented the reason of separation in the next mood: "I thought that you are different, but you are like others".

Comment of psychologist :

The guy is a willy one and knows how to catch the woman. All women like to feel protected, to feel that they have someone to count on when they need it. So, he was doing in that way, offering the card there. He is even double willy. Because, in spite of that, indeed he did not want the lady to do shopping there, but he still agreed. It looks like the guy was checking there, if the woman is not checking out him. Or, in the other words, if she still would buy the thing, or not.

Indeed, the guy was not a one who would take care about the woman. And, obvious the offer was not a sincere one offer.

As we see, he chose the woman who could support herself alone and did not want his money. And we have the conformation of that: for the months they have been together. Each person can have a need in the life about the help. And, it is good that has happened like his that: a weakness of the woman towards that cream helped her to investigate who was that guy that she used to have the relationship with. Better not to stay with such the person ever. As later in her life the woman could have the real need of help, and the guy would not, I think. So, she is lucky twice there, as she did not loose much time for a person who indeed is not a gentleman, is a greedy one, and does not deserve her.

WHEN LOVE WITHOUT RESPONSE HELPS TO ORGANISE THE LIFE

WHEN LOVE WITHOUT RESPONSE HELPS TO ORGANISE THE LIFE

That girl was 18 years old. She was an ambitious one, and fell in love with some not very famous actor from the movie. Being living in a country side, she made a decision to go to the capital city where that actor was living in.

The life appeared not to be an easy one for the girl in the new place. She was big, dressed in the old clothes and did not take care about herself much. She went to the theatre to see her love. After the performance, the young woman went closer to the actor, but he did not even notice her....

The girl was too shy to come back home to parents. As she did not say the truth of the real visit of the capital city. So, the girl found some free college there, and found the place to life in the student's camp. The girl also subscribed for the courses of make up, stylists, public talks, found nutritionist... Even the works she used to looks for were the ones that are closer to the theatre and cinema. She was doing everything to be closer to her fan, and to have opportunity to get acquainted with him and to charm him with her beauty. But, all the tries were like good for nothings. Maximum what she was managed to do, it was to see him from far distance, as he was always coming the last one, and was the first one to go away.

The years were passing. Finally our girl arrived the age of 30 years old. And finally the young woman still has met her fan actor and her love of teenagers ages. They even started to talk there. He was a charming, kind, old man.And he was married for 20 years there. He was sharing the photos of children and grandchildren, telling her about apple tree's at the country side, about his scare of gadgets, about the new warm tent, that the wife is asking there...

After such the talks our woman felt shy about her egoistic wishes to break someone's family, to take away someone's husband, because he is relatively famous. She came home and got into hysteric, as she lost 12 years of life there ! But, later watched back her life, and understood , that indeed her life got organised exactly thanks to that guy. She bought the apartment, found the favourite job, had enough money and her outlook from an ugly one changed into a beautiful woman. She was the only one who managed to leave her village and live different, better life! She decided to buy the flowers and to go to the performance where he would act and present them to him like a sign of thanks.

THIS ONLY WHEN I AM IN RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE!

THIS ONLY WHEN I AM IN RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE!

The woman had a lover. A wonderful sex there was with him there. No shy, many experiments, artistic way of dealing, - seemed like she would never find better one...

But, the woman used to have intimacy with that guy only when she was in relationship with someone else! Because when the woman was lonely, after the sex with him, the past used to fly up in her memories, when they were a couple together. And these memories each time are making her very sad: it is not possible already to change something or make that time back. As the guy does not want to have the serious relationship. He prefers to stay alone and live a free life for himself only.

Comment of psychologist:

A rare case. More often wild spread situation is when the man is in relationship, but still looking for or has a lover aside. And, with the men it often happens because they want various of sexual life, or not satisfied enough with their sexual life, or argue with the woman that they are in relationship with.

And in our case it looks like just the result the love without response. The prove is that woman suffers there, because does not let the lover to have any contact with her when she is not in the relationship. The woman is not staying all the time in one relationship and is changing partners there. She, indeed, is not falling in love with anybody there, her heard is busy, seems like. Looks like, she is looking for someone that will remind her the lover. But, she is not lucky to find the one similar, the one that could remind him. If it would happen, who knows may be she could be married already. And this way, like in subconscious way, she is like waiting still the time when the period of being free and live only for himself would pass for her lover. And, he would get the desire still of constant relationship with one person there. But, for some people such the period may never arrive. They are like just that, "free birds". And this way that woman can remain also not married and without family, if she would not over live her past love that have the influence on her present.

"YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR ME, I USUALLY BETRAY"

"YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR ME, I USUALLY BETRAY"

The woman used to have chat with one guy there. She used to like his character there, or better to say what she could see via communication with him.

He offered he r to meet and she agreed.

All was perfect, but later he wrote to the woman that she is too good for him and that he usually betrays. But the woman still offered him dating with the condition that she also will betray him.

When the guy used to see round the girl many other guys, he used to get angry. Indeed, the girl was not the one who was multi interested. And she was not standing such the situation, too..

One day the guy wrote her the sms, that he could not live like this any more. There was written that he can not see other girls, and can not see other guys round her, too.

They started another step of relationship: the faithful one from both ends. And for now stay like this already for some years together.

Comment of psychologist:

Funny situation that the guy said the girl that he was usually betraying. As normally the guys all the possible ways hide such the fact of their character or behaviour, specially when they want to attract the woman.

There is the possibility that they guy wanted to see what they girl would say for such the fact. May be, he was interested if the girl is interested in his personality and how much, if would get jealous or not. Or, may be, he saw that it was a good girl, and he indeed was a good boy, and did not want to hurt her. And really said the truth about his particularity about betrays.

But, the girl did not get jealous and did not went away there. She reacted in different way, and in fact, she was just copying his behaviour there, in spite of that she was not the one who normally treated that way.

But, she chose the right tactic there. And, the result was perfect. The guy offered her finally a relationship without betrays. Seems like he fell truly in love with a girl, and got jealous about her.

A STRANGE HUSBAND

A STRANGE HUSBAND

The man used to dress like a homeless and to wear the same clothes for weeks. And only when he would get the note there, he might change the dressing. He did not want to help around the house, too. Even the house was projected and built by his wife there. All the other issues the wife used to decide, do and solve by her own.

His favourite food was bread with milk. He used to eat it all the time, in spite of that at home all the time there was the fresh food prepared there.

There were always much money. Where he earn them and in which mood, his wife did not know. He says that is was doing some internet projects. He could disappear for a week or two. He said that he need nothing there, that he has everything.

A comment of psychologist :

Obvious, it is not a dreamed family. Or, better to say there is no family, indeed. It's a kind of relationship where each person is living his and her own life. If there is love? Who knows. Possible. Because love and relationship they are different things. But, here the guy does not want to take any responsibilities, except the money supporting. At least, this is good. May be, the financial well being of the family he is taking like the most important one point.

But, the true family it is not money point only. The girl friend, the partner, the wife, the woman close to the guy has to feel comfortable in the psychological way, too. The guy has to participate in the family life and discussions, show the interest what is going there with other members of the family. The person exist! How the person can not be interested what is around and in deed in his life, too?

Possible, he also have some problems, and he is closed inside himself in this way. Possible, he has the apathy. And that's why he wants like to do nothing there and does not care how he looks like, what he is dressed in, he can disappear and does not want to spend time with the family. He is lucky that he met that kind of woman, who, even if asks questions, but do not make a scandal or hysteric about such a kind of life that he is providing there. They live together for years and they do not divorce. Probably, the wife also loves him. But, she is not living a full live with that guy.

The guy has still to get out of his "internal box" and talk clear with his wife, so she not to feel confused and could feel more happy.

"I WANT THERE WAS THREE OF US"

"I WANT THERE WAS THREE OF US"

The guy got acquainted with a very beautiful and smart 28-years old girl. She was also a very good one in sexual life, too. And was cooking like a chef there..Perfect woman, nothing to say!

They were dating for one year. And later the guy has done her the wedding offer. And the lady agreed.

The wedding was in Paris. The Eiffel Tower: the girl with the tears up to the eyes was saying "yes"! And, later the celebrations in the most fashionable places of the capital city. And later the honey moon to the exotic countries...

The guy wanted to have children with her. So, he immediately said there. I want there was three of us!"

The girl stayed in silence for a while and said that she needed to exit for a while. She came back in half an hour with the boy of 5 years old and said: "Get acquainted, please. This is my son"...

Comment of psychologist:

Unexpected and rare turn out.. Normally the guys do not tell about their past and kids, and  here is the opposite. Probably, the girl had a bad experience in the past with the guy who was a father of her kid. And, it is not excluded that after she had some bad experience with other guys, who when used to know that she had already the kid, did not want to have a serious relationship, to marry with her. And she was hiding her child..

This way she got married without problems. Just not telling all about the past, and did not risk the relationship would be stopped before getting married. But, the guy might feel cheated in this way. And even, if he used to love that girl much, it is not excluded that they would not divorce. As not telling such the important moment of her past, is a kind of lie, too. The problem is that the trust can be lost, and the relationship can become not like it was before.

More over, the kid is not a thing. All this time when the couple was dating, and, probably living together for a while, the child was with someone else. So, the kid was missing mother there for quite a long time. And the kid missed mother's wedding and honey moon. While mother was having fun and organising her life, the kid was aside. And the kid needs mothers presence whatever happens there.

EXTRA ORDINARY WIFE: MAGIC OF CIRCUS TRICS HELPS TO INCREASE INVESTMENT

EXTRA ORDINARY WIFE: MAGIC OF CIRCUS TRICS HELPS TO INCREASE INVESTMENT

The woman was the one who, when starts to do something, always used to finish all properly and for sure. If the work, then she used to sit down all the days round the task. If the cleaning there, then up to renewing the painting up to the walls... Does not matter sick or tired.

The woman was lucky to have a good husband. And when her husband started to earn enough, he made her wife to get retired from job. But, being at home all the time, that woman got bored very soon. She was used to activity. So, her husband started to subscribe her to the different courses there.

The harmony there was at home. The wife was happy, and she was waiting her husband full of power there. Finally she got enough him for herself and hobbies that she always used to dream about. And that used to make more cheerful both of them.

That was a smart woman, and her husband used to ask her the advices when he needed some about the job. This was exactly that case that day. And the guy took his wife to the meeting with Chinese investors then. There was the aim to increase financing there, and all the banquet was considered on this...

And while the guy with his colleagues was making the investors tired with smart words and complicated calculations, his wife was making magic there in front of another members of investors. The circus tricks, like the coin from the ear, or the playing cards under the clothes, impressed Chinese guys much. And there were much more people around her, then around her husband and his co-workers.

As the result, the company got all the necessary investment. And, the guy got the tip there 'For extraordinary wife'. So, his wife was subscribed to the circus school to develop her artistic skills later.

A COUPLE SIMILAR LIKE TWINS

A COUPLE SIMILAR LIKE TWINS

Very seldom cases, but, yes it happens. To people similar with character and outside look, too. They managed to find each other, and get married.

This man and woman were really particular. Their faces and shapes of the body were so similar like two drops of water there. They were at about the same age there, too. Very often they have heard the question there: "Are you twins?" ..

As the time passing, this question was becoming the more indulgent for them there. More over, people used to make a long talk around that fact and around their couple in total. Finally, that question sucked them so much, that when they used to hear it again, they used to get a crazy smile there, and were answering: "Yes, but we have a very warm relationship", and used to confirm that with the hot kisses immediately. The reaction of the people was very funny to watch then.

And normally after such the thing they used not to ask that much questions, too.

Comment of psychologist:

Similar people, twins always get much attention. And, if for some people it is the best thing to be in the middle of the total attention of everybody, for others it can be annoying and making tired. It is normal that such the interest is born around that couple. But, imagine that the same questions and all the time ask much of them...

These guys are a creative couple with a good imagination that found the way to skip the boring for them questions and even got some fun while watching the people reaction when they are joking.

"THE PARENTS OF MY EX BOY-FRIEND CONVINCED THEIR SON THAT PUSSY IS A CASH MACHINE"

"THE PARENTS OF MY EX BOY-FRIEND CONVINCED THEIR SON THAT PUSSY IS A CASH MACHINE"

The ex boy-friend of that lady used to call the pussy the cash machine... She used not comment this, but it was always ugly for her to hear these words. About other things he was not very respectful, by the way, too...

It was like this till the time the woman did not got to know that he was brought up in such the mood with his mother and grandmother. They used to repeat that only they are the only good women there. And all the rest girls and women are prostitutes that can earn for life using the pussy only.

Well, to continue the relationship with such the guy it was impossible. Not only for the reason of such the vulgar talks. But, because he used not to have the responsibility and respect according to women in total. But, bad memories and emotions from that relationship remain for long time...

Comment of psychologist:

It is a very common mistake that parents do there: they spoil their children since childhood by their own, give the wrong education.

The mother is the first woman who the man is getting acquainted there when being delivered. And, it depends really much how the man will be going there with the women later. If since childhood they are putting in the head of the kid such the ideas that all women are bad, sure no respect and no responsibility will get such the person in future. And, later the guy will treat the woman like the thing, not like a personality.

And what about the mother and grandmother, if they understand this or not, but exactly they bring up the bastard there by their own. I do not think that they would like to appear on the place of any of the woman there that they describe like bitches. And, by the way, they risk that they will not get respect from their own son, too.

"GIVE BACK THE SWEET"

"GIVE BACK THE SWEET"

The woman was sitting at the metro station and was waiting for the train. And suddenly some guy arrived there and handled her the sweet. After this he called his name and get out of the bag the picture of Jesus. He said that he was organizing the concerts there and invited the girl to go out somewhere with him.

But, the hopes of the guy to get to know that girl were ruined very quickly. She interrupted him with the words that she had got already the boy-friend.

The guy in an offended mood took away the image of Jesus there inside the back and went away. But, after he has done a few steps, he came back to the girl with the ask to give back the sweet. The girl sure gave back the sweet. But, was just shocked with his behaviour..

Comment of psychologist:

A very bad example of pick-up technics. Probably, he was the start-upper. But, even start uppers need to have a little bit more imagination, sorry. The image of Jesus, the concerts organisation. These are very old things that all the girls probably know there. And giving the sweetness looks like the attitude to the child. And in total, it looks like the actor that studied there the text, but plays the performance badly. And gets no applauds, too.

Well, everybody studies there, and can do the mistakes. If nothing happened with that girl, with another one could be better. But, taking away the sweetness, it was really not a gentleman thing. He should not do this. And, in general he should study to be a gentle man in his life. Because, if he have done like this once, it is a high possibility that he would do things like this with other girl later. And, I do not think that the girl would stay for a long with him then.

THE TRUE LOVE DOES NOT KNOW THE STOP POINT

THE TRUE LOVE DOES NOT KNOW THE STOP POINT

That young woman was with that guy not for a long time, at about one year and a half. He was married, and she was free. But, she used to love him like crazy.

Once he arrived to that girl in the middle of the night with the words that he loved her so much that he could not be without her. She was crying, and he was taking some drink there. But, the girl bought already the tickets and rented the apartment in another city. She also has sent the document to the new job there. And the distance that had to separate them had to be more then 1000 kilometres.

The night together finished and they did not see each other since then.

It has passed half of the year. And once in the middle of the night the girl was woken up with the door bell ring. There was he. "I can not without you, I love you"...

Since then they did not separate any more.

Comment of psychologist:

Well, that's good that the love of that man and woman was checked with distance there. Because, that could be that the guy just feel comfortable like this: lying the wife, lying the girl and using both. And, no intends to get divorced, and the girl could just wait for nothing and he never would get free for her, too. And the girl did not loose the opportunity of a nice job there, choosing still to leave away to another city. Because, as they say, the love will pass, and the person can be left with nothing there. But, this way she just won twice as we see. And, may be exactly, the fact of moving to another city, that distance made the guy to make his choice. To feel properly if he misses the girl and how much loves her. And, this way, he made one woman a happy one, and another one just made a free one.

"THE WOMAN GET THE BLOOD THERE WHEN BETRAYS THE PARTNER!"

"THE WOMAN GET THE BLOOD THERE WHEN BETRAYS THE PARTNER!"

The woman had the relationship with the guy for a while. As the couple did not live together, but were dating, so they were studying each other slowly. The figurative in this relationship became the adventure in the shower.

...The woman was taking a shower during the red days. Her boy-friend entered the bathroom, and started to shout and to offense her that she is a bitch and used to have sex with another guys. When the girl asked him, why he thinks like this, he answered that this told him the mother: he blood appears there if the girl betrays his partner!

The girl was shocked. But, at the same time thankful to the mother of the guy who made her free of the idiot that at the age of 35 years old does not know about the existence of the red days and their reason.

Comment of psychologist:

If it is not a joke, it is a great mistake of the mother is she really told her son such the thing about the red days. And he at the age of 35 years old believes in that! The person is not a down there, I guess. It might be complicated to have a family with the man like this. It might appear that in the family life that guy will be like a child. And he has to have his own children there.. It is not for every woman to stand to. Definitely the mother of the guy and the guy personally better to visit some specialist there, for example the psychologist.

Or, it can be just a kind of game of the guy there. He got the desire to separate with the girl and to make her guilty not to be guilty by his own. And he got the result : the girl really left him.

THE MOST HAPPY FALL DOWN OF PREGNANT LADY

THE MOST HAPPY FALL DOWN OF PREGNANT LADY

The woman was pregnant and split the relationship with the guy. They were together for quite a long time. But still the partner was not offering her the marriage. She got pregnant, and had a hope that the child could make them closer and the period of waiting for the baby would work better for improving of their relationship. But, it used to work, in different, the opposite way. The attitude and behaviour of the guy became even worse. And, it was visible that he is not interested neither in her, nor in the future child. And being at almost seven months of pregnancy, the woman still separated with the future father of the kid.

... That day she was walking home from the shop. It was winter and it was very slippery outside. The poor thing fell down. It was not easy to stand up because of the great stomach. And she was lying down up her back and moving there with hands and legs just like the bug.

Suddenly she was grabbed there with the strong hands. A melodic and cheerful voice behind say : "What a mess, not good like this!"

When the guy helped the woman to stand up there. He also offered the lady to bring to her door of her home. While walking there, making jokes and anecdotes, he used to get to know everything about her unlucky private life, separation and so on. When they arrived the destination, they exchange the phone numbers. Since then they started to talk and meet. And almost immediately such the acquaintance grew up into the relationship...

...It was a week before the delivery. The woman and the guy were sitting down and drinking the tea at the kitchen in the house of her new partner and love. And there was a bucket of flowers and a wedding rink in front of her. The guy did the wedding offer to the lady. There was the most happy ending of the love story where everything was too complicated in the life of the woman. And this is the case when a fall down is not a fall down indeed.

SECOND BIRTH OF THE FAMILY

SECOND BIRTH OF THE FAMILY

The classic of genre: in the relationship appears the third person. Like a rule, such the triangles normally finish with a great scandals and further separation of the couple without the possibility to be together again. And the lover become a winner there. But, in this case, the wisdom of the wife took the top, and all happened exactly in the opposite way!

The woman used to be together with the guy for 10 years long. The couple also used to have a child. But, there appeared the lover in their relationship that made the husband of the woman to leave the family.

Indeed, when the wife used to get to know about the one who separated them, she used to fight for the saving of family. She knew about the girl, and was standing it there. But, nothings worked out, and the man still went away.

The new girl friend with her two children quickly moved to the hose of the guy. But, it did not last for long. One thing there was dating and meeting with that person. And, another one, to share the life totally, including bad moments, too.

So, in a few months the love of the guy to his wife was risen up again. And he came back to his wife. By the way, they were not in time to get divorced there and were still married at the moment. So, everything started over like in the past! And even better! The theatres, restaurants, vacations, regular and perfect sex!..

The woman was glad and did not feel sorry to her competitor. As that girl knew that the guy was married and had family, but she dreamed to appear at her place there. The dreams come true! Important to have the right attitude to things and choose the right tactic there...

A HAPPY FAMILY LIFE WAS FOUND THANKS TO A RANDOM LOOK INTO THE WINDOW

A HAPPY FAMILY LIFE WAS FOUND THANKS TO A RANDOM LOOK INTO THE WINDOW

The guy was reading the book and suddenly saw one girl in the house in front. She was a very beautiful one, and she was cooking something there.

Since then the guy started to spend more time in front of the window. In subconscious way he wished to see her again.

...Every Sunday the girl used to wake up very early and started to cook some cakes and other sweets. And, approximately, at lunch time to her place was arriving some woman with a child. Our girl used to feed that kid with all these tasty things that she cooked there, used to read her books, used to play with her. And in the evening the woman with the kid was going away. And the girl used to finish evening crying alone.. She could sit down in the chair till midnight crying like this there, and hugging the violet teddy bear.

The guy could not wait any more and decided to go to get acquainted there.

At first the girl was even a bit scared that the guy used to follow her. But, still finally agreed to go out for a dating. They used to have a lovely time together, walking in the park, going to the cinema. But, suddenly she disappeared and stopped responding for the phone calls there.

The guy decided to visit her without invitation. When the girl opened the door, he could see that she was crying there. She told him the true that they did not let her to adopt the child there, because she was not married. And her own children she can not have.

The next morning the guy already brought the girl to the wedding office. And in half of the year they became the parents of that child that used to visit the girl all the time. And, in a while the girl also got to know that she is...pregnant! What the happiness there was in a family then! And that family happiness was due to the random spontaneous look into the window!

THE HEARTH AT HOME CREATES THE PASSION IN THE HEARD...

THE HEARTH AT HOME CREATES THE PASSION IN THE HEARD...

...The guy was watching his wife there. He understood that he was not in love with her any more. She changed. And that woman was not any more the one whom he used to fall in love once. And there was no passion any more, too. The woman was staying all the time at the kitchen. And he used to know what would be her next words there. "Our married is like the flowers at the window: they are, but nobody cares..."- He was thinking there silently.

The wife has passed through, touched him with the hand and interrupted his thoughts. He was thinking about the lover at that time. "The black hair girl. This is were is a passion. I would depart to her place immediately, so much she turned me on and all thoughts are only about her".

He came up to the window and said that he did not love her any more. And that he could not live like this any more, and wish to go away. But, that he would not leave the children, and would help. And he closed the door, while the wife was still keeping silence there.

At the beginner there was a passionate love. But, the girl was very different from his wife and had different values there. She was almost all the time spending with friends, in the beauty making places, cafes... He started to feel the lack of money with such the style of her life. But, the worst thing for him there was that she did not take care about the house at all.

Once, when the guy came back tired and hungry from the job place, he found nothing there for dinner. It made him angry and he asked, if the girl had the intend to feed him. And the girl answered that she had been in the cafe with friends there. And offered him to find something at the kitchen.

The guy made her the remark that she was doing nothing there, just like taking care about herself. And, the girl answered that she did not employ herself like a cleaning lady there. "What? To clean, to cook, to deliver children? And when is there the time for taking care about beauty? And do not dare to tell me anything in that rude mood!" - She cut off.

The next day he did not go home directly, but immediately after the job place, went to the house of his ex-wife and children.

...The smell of food, the warm, the particular house comfort... This was the first what the guy has felt again when stopped at the door. And, poor outlook from the window already did not make him sad, like in the days of separation with the wife. He missed that atmosphere so much, he got it immediately. And the children, too. And the wife, the woman who was kind and friendly, too. She was smiling there, preparing the table and asking the sun how his day had passed there, and how was doing the daughter.

"What a fool I was. - He was thinking there silently. - And I was her man. The worst thing there is exactly that I WAS. Here is the place were is a fire and passion! And she knew how to keep the happiness in the family".. He was watching her pony tale...He understood that the woman was so natural, so dear for him. And he got the desire to go to bed only with her.. He was feeling shy. Shy that he did not understand it before, shy for leaving the family.. "I am so sorry. - He admitted there. - I was happy here. With the only one that loves and I love back"...