FUNNY VALENTINE'S DAY LOVE GREETINGS

FUNNY VALENTINE'S DAY LOVE GREETINGS

-- In this day I wish you to become a true man. But, I anyways love you! Happy Valentine's Day!

-- Be my Valentine, or I will artichoke you till death. Happy Valentine's day!

-- Fucking you is awkward! Happy Valentine's Day, my sex monster!

-- You lighted up my life like a sunshine! Thank you! Happy Valentine's Day!

-- You are my second part, and you complete me. Happy Valentine's Day!

-- I love you like cappuccino loves the milk. Happy Valentine's day with me!

-- You are the person that suck me less, then others! And you know which complicated character I have there, my love. Thanks for standing me. Happy Valentines Day!

-- I love you from my head to my toes. And the world without you is standing from top to toes. Happy Valentine Day, my ALL I have and ALL I want in this life!

-- You are my sweet Valentine, I love you more then the fat cat likes the soured cream there. Happy Valentine's Day, my temptation!

-- Every day I used to fall in love with you more and more, except on those days during which you really piss me off. But, these days happen really seldom, and today is not that day! So, be my Valentine!

-- My love to you is the super large size! The wish to be with you is XXXL! Be with me on Valentine's Day, and after never leave me in the life ! Happy Valentine's Day!

-- If I could, I would put my love in the box and present it for you like a gift. But, they say they do not do gift boxes like that. So, happy Valentine's Day to you, my dream! And I wish you once still could feel how large are my feeling to you.

-- My love to you is in the air. Hope you are able to feel it's smell. Do not hold your breath there, my love, as I do not keep my feelings to you. Happy Valentine's day!

-- Valentine day is a perfect day to tell you three words...Let's get naked... Let's have the most sexy Valentine's day in the world! The most full of love greeting to you on this day, my love.

-- Doing absolutely nothing with you, means absolutely everything for me! You are my absolutely everything in the life! Happy Valentine's day, my life and my love.