SHORT AND FUNNY WAY TO DO CONFESSION ABOUT THE LOVE

SHORT AND FUNNY WAY TO DO CONFESSION ABOUT THE LOVE

-- I knew that it's love, when you has farted and I did not run away. I love you and want to marry you!

-- To love is like to have diarrhea. It's hard to keep inside, it disturbs the normal way of life, and it is always in the mind. You became my diarrhea, or, sorry, my love!

-- You are my reason of life.. Without you I'd rather die. I love you! And I hope it is mutual!

-- You are my favourite pain in the ass, brain and heard! That's love! I always want to stay with you.

-- I totally shaved my legs and not only. Just for you! I love you!

-- I love you so much that I surround myself with pictures of you everywhere: I've got the image of you pretty face even inside my underwear.

-- Everybody says "You are so pretty, I love you, let's live together", "You are so beautiful, I love you, let's marry", "You are the best, I love you, let's make children". And I tell you "I love you, you are the universe for me, let's grow up old and miserable together".

-- Nobody is perfect. But, I still love you the same, like when we have met.

-- If you are a burger, I am a mayonnaise. Let's do the sandwich together!

-- You are my favourite thing to do..I am sure that's love!

-- I love chips and beer most of all in my life! But, when I have met you, I understood that I love you more, then cheeps and beer! That is love!

-- I will love you even, if you'll become so ugly that everyone dies..

-- I never thought in my life that I will start a diet! And I did! The reason is you! Hope, you'll have to doubts nowadays that I love you!

-- I am about money only? No, it's not true. I gave up the contract for a million dollars. I love only you.

-- All of my surrounding, parents, friends, people whom I know say that we are not a proper match. But, I am convincing them in the opposite. I love you.